18 Win a $50 GIFT Card Coles Supermarkets, Coles Central, Coles Express, Myer, including Myer.com.au, Target, Kmart, Officeworks, Liquorland, Vintage Cellars and First Choice Liquor. We have 2 x $50 Gift Cards to give away! Simply complete the CROSSWORD and/or the SUDOKU puzzle and post to GC OVER 50s CROSSWORD COMPETITION and/or GC OVER 50s SUDOKU COMPETITION PO Box 3302, Burleigh Town City Q. 4220 Write your name and address on the back of an envelope. First correct crossword and first correct sudoku entry drawn will win. Entries close 31.08.2025 Winner notified by post. Just Joking! CROSSWORD 123 by Mona Elliott ACROSS 1. YIELD 7. TACITURN 8. UNFOLD 9. LETTERED 10. TURNING POINT 11. TIPPING UP 14. PRETTIEST 18. TAX 2 3 4 9 11 12 13 15 16 20 21 23 19. GENERAL HAND 21. FERTILE 22. RESPECTFUL 23. FOLLOWS DOWN 1. FOUL SMELLS 2. ASSAULT 3. VALUE HIGHLY 4. ATRIUM 5. LONG SPEECH answer next issue 6. FLAG 12. ASSESS 13. SHINES 15. DEBILITATE 16. DINNER COURSE 17. UTTERS 20. LAYER 1 8 10 14 22 5 6 7 17 18 19 SU DO KU Instructions: The numbers 1 to 9 must appear in each row, column and 3 x 3 box. Numbers can not be duplicated. No. 123 7 6 1 8 4 3 6 4 8 7 9 8 9 7 4 9 7 2 3 4 5 6 3 7 5 2 5 7 4 2 Answers next month I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he’s 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting nearby. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. Every time the teen looked over, he’d catch my dad still staring. Eventually, the teenager had enough and sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking on his comeback. I knew he’d have a good one, and, of course, in classic fashion, he didn’t even blink when he replied: “Got drunk once and had a wild night with a parrot. Just wondering if you were my son.” HHHHHHHHHH
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