GC_Over_50s_April_2026_No_131

14 We have 2 x $50 Gift Cards to give away! Simply complete the CROSSWORD and/or the SUDOKU puzzle and post to GC OVER 50s CROSSWORD COMPETITION and/or GC OVER 50s SUDOKU COMPETITION PO Box 3302, Burleigh Town City Q. 4220 Write your name and address on the back of an envelope. First correct crossword and first correct sudoku entry drawn will win. Entries close 30.04.2026 Winner notified by post. Win a $50 GIFT Card Just Joking CROSSWORD 131 by Mona Elliott ACROSS 1. CUPBOARD 7. REAPS 8. GAMBLING PLACE 9. GAMP 10. SHIFTING 11. WIELDING 14. FREES 18. TRIFLES 19. MALICIOUS 21. TAINT 22. PORTION answer next issue 23. FRENCH DOWN 1. VEGETABLE 2. GHOST 3. REFLECTIONS 4. LARVA 5. DISCLOSE 6. TAKEN 12. CUDDLING 13. HUGE 15. ADEPT 2 3 4 9 11 12 13 15 16 20 21 23 1 8 10 14 22 5 6 7 17 18 19 16. LURE 17. WICKED 20. THWART SU DO KU Instructions: The numbers 1 to 9 must appear in each row, column and 3 x 3 box. Numbers can not be duplicated. No. 131 8 3 6 5 7 2 8 4 7 4 7 6 1 5 3 2 1 5 6 3 4 7 9 Answer next issue The Spinach Situation A grocer is restocking the vegetables when a woman taps him on the shoulder and asks, “Excuse me, sir, but where do you keep the spinach?” The grocer replies, “Well, ma’am, we’re out of spinach today. We’ll have more tomorrow, so please come back then.” She nods and walks away. A few minutes later, she returns and taps him again. “Sir, I was wondering where I could find the spinach?” Confused, the grocer says, “Ma’am, we are out of spinach today. We’ll have more tomorrow morning.” She smiles and thanks him, then walks off again. Moments later… tap tap tap. “Pardon me, but do you know where the spinach is?” Now visibly irritated, the grocer says, “Let me ask you something. How do you spell ‘dog,’ like in dogmatic?” She replies, “D-O-G.” “Good. Now, how do you spell ‘cat,’ like in catatonic?” “C-A-T.” “Perfect,” says the grocer. “Now, how do you spell ‘freakin’, as in spinach?” She pauses. “F-… wait a second… there’s no F in spinach.” The grocer throws his hands up and shouts, “LADY, THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU!” f y d e l s a l m WordWheel The goal of a word wheel puzzle is to create as many words possible with the letters in the word wheel. You can only use each letter once and every word must have the letter in the centre of the wheel. Answers P 27

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