Division_2_May_2022

8 Win a $50 GIFT Card (Can be used at Woolworths Supermarkets, selected Caltex Woolworths, Big W, BWS, Dan Murphy’s, Cellarmasters) We have 2 x $50 Gift Cards to give away! Simply complete the Crossword and/or the Sudoku puzzle and post to MAY CROSSWORD COMPETITION or MAY SUDOKU COMPETITION PO Box 3302, Burleigh Town City Q. 4220 Write your name and address on the back of an envelope. First correct crossword and first correct sudoku entry drawn will win. Entries close 10.06.2022 Winner notified by post. Just Joking! SU DO KU Instructions: The numbers 1 to 9 must appear in each row, column and 3 x 3 box. Numbers can not be duplicated. No. 158 Answer next month CROSSWORD 158 by Mona Elliott ACROSS 1. AGREE 7. ETCHED 8. ANCHORED 9. SET ASIDE 10. SHRILL CRY 11. PERFUMES 14. LOFTY 18. REVENUE 19. MART 21. BUILDS 2 3 4 9 11 12 13 15 16 20 21 23 22. SOLICIT 23. ENTICES DOWN 1. BODICE 2. VOCATION 3. FRAGRANT 4. FEVER 5. ARID 6. HAWK 12. DREGS answer next month 13. ACCENTS 15. WALKED LAMELY 16. INSTRUMENT 17. YELL 20. EGYPTIAN GODDESS 1 8 10 14 22 5 6 7 17 18 19 8 5 9 1 7 3 6 6 1 9 4 6 9 4 2 3 2 1 8 2 5 8 An old geezer got bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign that said “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1000.” Dr. Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to win $1000. He went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic and says, “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?” Dr. Geezer calls out, “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.” Dr. Young yells, “Aaagh! This is gasoline!” Dr. Geezer replies, “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back, that will be $500.” Dr. Young gets annoyed and returns a couple days later with another plan to recover his money. He enters the clinic and says, “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.” Dr. Geezer calls out, “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.” Dr. Young yells, “Oh no you don’t, that’s gasoline!” Dr. Geezer replies, “Congratulations, you’ve got your memory back, that will be $500.” Dr. Young, angry after losing $1000, comes back after several more days. He enters the clinic and says, “My eyesight has become weak, I cannot see anything!” Dr. Geezer replies, “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so here’s your $1000 back,” and hands Dr. Young a $10 bill. Dr. Young quickly yells, “Hey, this is only $10!” Dr. Geezer replies, “Congratulations, you’ve got your vision back, that will be $500.” y k c t j s i s o WordWheel 28 The goal of a word wheel puzzle is to create as many words possible with the letters in the word wheel. You can only use each letter once and every word must have the letter in the centre of the wheel. Answers P 11

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