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Helensvale, Oxenford, Hope Island, Santa Barbara, Monterey Keys & Oyster Cove & surrounds (Div 2) Est. 1989 Your Local Newsletter Win... Gift Card! Book Giveaway! P: (07) 5527 0314 M: 0411 134 507 info@localnewsletters.com | read online: www.localnewsletters.com “There’s always a solution” Deal directly with the accountant for all your tax & accounting matters & benefit from a realistic fee structure. Anne Hunter MIPA, Registered Tax Agent P 5668 5476 • 0428 422 799 e: sbtaqld@hotmail.com w: www.ahunteraccountant.com.au Shop 18, Oxenford Square 100 Old Pacific Hwy, Oxenford SOLUTION BASED TAX & ACCOUNTING Saturday Morning by Appointment FIRST APPOINTMENT FREE *Up to 1 hour. 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Full terms and conditions at any BOQ branch. # Special limited time $2,000 cashback offer only available for new refinance applications received from 8 September 2023 that settle within 120 days of the loan application date. This offer is open to Australian residents aged 18 and over who are personal customers taking out a new home loan with BOQ, refinanced from another financial institution. Offer available on BOQ’s Clear Path, Economy, or Fixed Rate home lo an products only. Minimum total new lending of at least $250,000. Maximum loan-to-value ratio (LVR) of 80%. Not available for the refinance, restructure or switches of home loans within BOQ Group, which includes BOQ, BOQ Specialist, ME Bank and Virgin Money (Australia). An applicant will be eligible for a maximum of one refinance cashback payment, regardless of the number of loan applications they are party to, provided the total amount drawn at settlement across all loans is at least $250,000. Customers who have received a refinance cashback payment from within the BOQ Group within the 12 months prior to their loan application date will be ineligible for this offer. The cashback will be paid to the applicant’s BOQ transaction account within 30 days of the settlement date. For multiple home loan applicants the BOQ account needs to be in the name of at least one of the home loan applicants and the cashback will be paid only once to Apply from 08/09/23 & settle within 120 days. Max LVR 80%. Min loan size $250k Refinancing? We’ve got your back ... $2k cash back. BOQ Oxenford Matthew Wilksch, Owner-Manager 0481 124 276 matthew.wilksch@boq.com.au Matt Batcheldor, Branch Manager 0407 555 048 Matt.Batcheldor@boq.com.au Credit provided by Bank of Queensland Limited ABN 32 009 656 740 (BOQ) Australian Credit Licence Number 244616. Fees and charges payable. BOQ’s standard credit assessment criteria apply. Full terms and conditions at any BOQ branch. # Special limited time $2,000 cashback offer only available for new refinance applications received from 8 September 2023 that settle within 120 days of the loan application date. This offer is open to Australian residents aged 18 and over who are personal customers taking out a new home loan with BOQ, refinanced from another financial institution. Offer available on BOQ’s Clear Path, Economy, or Fixed Rate home lo an products only. Minimum total new lending of at least $250,000. Maximum loan-to-value ratio (LVR) of 80%. Not available for the refinance, restructure or switches of home loans within BOQ Group, which includes BOQ, BOQ Specialist, ME Bank and Virgin Money (Australia). An applicant will be eligible for a maximum of one refinance cashback payment, regardless of the number of loan applications they are party to, provided the total amount drawn at settlement across all loans is at least $250,000. Customers who have received a refinance cashback payment from within the BOQ Group within the 12 months prior to their loan application date will be ineligible for this offer. The cashback will be paid to the applicant’s BOQ transaction account within 30 days of the settlement date. For multiple home loan applicants the BOQ account needs to be in the name of at least one of the home loan applicants and the cashback will be paid only once to the applicants jointly. If you do not already have one, an eligible BOQ transaction account is required to be established. Offer current as at 08/09/2023. Applicants should seek their own tax advice in relation to the receipt of a cashback on settlement. Fees and charges payable. BOQ’s standard credit assessment criteria apply. Full home loan terms and conditions are available at any BOQ branch. Apply from 08/09/23 & settle within 120 days. Max LVR 80%. Min loan size $250k Refinancing? We’ve got your back ... $2k cash back. BOQ Oxenford Matthew Wilksch, Owner-Manager 0481 124 276 matthew.wilksch@boq.com.au Matt Batcheldor, Branch Manager 0407 555 048 Matt.Batcheldor@boq.com.au Credit provided by Bank of Queensland Limited ABN 32 009 656 740 (BOQ) Australian Credit Licence Number 244616. Fees and charges payable. BOQ’s standard credit assessment criteria apply. Full terms and conditions at any BOQ branch. # Special limited time $2,000 cashback offer only available for new refinance applications received from 8 September 2023 that settle within 120 days of the loan application date. This offer is open to Australian residents aged 18 and over who are personal customers taking out a new home loan with BOQ, refinanced from another financial institution. Offer available on BOQ’s Clear Path, Economy, or Fixed Rate home loan products only. Minimum total new lending of at least $250,000. Maximum loan-to-value ratio (LVR) of 80%. Not available for the refinance, restruct ure or switches of home loans within BOQ Group, which includes BOQ, BOQ Specialist, ME Bank and Virgin Money (Australia). An applicant will be eligible for a maximum of one refinance cashback payment, regardless of the number of loan applications they are party to, provided the total amount drawn at settlement across all loans is at least $250,000. Customers who have received a refinance cashback payment from within the BOQ Group within the 12 months prior to their loan application date will be ineligible for this offer. The cashback will be paid to the applicant’s BOQ transaction account within 30 days of the settlement date. For multiple home loan applicants the BOQ account needs to be in the name of at least one of the home loan applicants and the cashback will be paid only once to the applicants jointly. If you do not already have one, an eligible BOQ transaction account is required to be established. Offer current as at 08/09/2023. Applicants should seek their own tax advice in relation to the receipt of a cashback on settlement. Fees and charges payable. BOQ’s standard credit assessment criteria apply. Full home loan terms and conditions are available at any BOQ branch. /09/23 & settle within 120 days. 80%. Min loan size $250k nancing? ot your back ... cash back. u u n Credit Licence Number 244616. Fees and charges payable. BOQ’s standard credit assessm er only available for new refinance applications received from 8 September 2023 that settle w o are personal customers taking out a new home loan with BOQ, refinanced from another fina um total new lending of at least $250,000. Maximum loan-to-value ratio (LVR) of 80%. Not availa Credit provided by Bank of Queensland Limited ABN 32 009 656 740 (BOQ) Australian Credit Licence Number 244616. Fees and charges payable. BOQ’s standard credit assessment criteria apply. Full terms and conditions at any BOQ branch. # Special limited time $2,000 cashback offer only available for new refinance applications received from 8 September 2023 that settle within 120 days of the loan application date. This offer is open to Australian residents aged 18 and over who are personal customers taking out a new home loan with BOQ, refinanced from another financial institution. Offer available on BOQ’s Clear Path, Economy, or Fixed Rate home loan products only. Minimum total new lending of at least $250,000. Maximum loan-to-value ratio (LVR) of 80%. Not available for the refinance, restructure or switches of home loans within BOQ Group, which includes BOQ, BOQ Specialist, ME Bank and Virgin Money (Australia). An applicant will be eligible for a maximum of one refinance cashback payment, regardless of the number of loan applications they are party to, provided the total amount drawn at settlement across all loans is at least $250,000. Customers who have received a refinance cashback payment from within the BOQ Group within the 12 months prior to their loan application date will be ineligible for this offer. The cashback will be paid to the applicant’s BOQ transaction account within 30 days of the settlement date. For multiple home loan applicants the BOQ account needs to be in the name of at least one of the home loan applicants and the cashback will be paid only once to the applicants jointly. If you do not already have one, an eligible BOQ transaction account is required to be established. Offer current as at 06/03/2024. Applicants should seek their own tax advice in relation to the receipt of a cashback on settlement. Fees and charges payable. BOQ’s standard credit assessment criteria apply. Full home loan terms and conditions are available at any BOQ branch.

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5 Queenslanders can now choose to have a Digital Licence stored in their phone Queenslanders have been assured their personal information will be kept secure if they switch to the new Department of Transport and Main Roads (TMR) digital licence. TMR Deputy Director General, Customer Services, Safety and Regulation Geoff Magoffin said Queenslanders could now carry their driver licence, marine licence or photo identification on a mobile device. “This will provide convenience for the thousands of Queenslanders who already have everything else in their phone, including their loyalty cards, bank and credit cards,” Mr Magoffin said “Queenslanders can leave their wallet at home and enjoy the benefits of carrying their digital licence on their phone, safe in the knowledge their personal information is secure and private.” He said the Queensland digital licence met international standards for verifying, authenticating and keeping personal information safe, secure and private. “You can choose how much information you share and with whom you share it,” Mr Magoffin said. “This means your private data remains safe and secure while sharing only the necessary information to meet specific requirements. Additionally, the app incorporates robust security protocols which have been rigorously tested. These security measures safeguard your private information from identity theft and fraud.” The digital licence is optional and all Queenslanders will still receive their physical cards in the mail, even if they choose to go digital. “TMR recognises people have different preferences and not everyone may be ready to embrace the digital licence,” Mr Magoffin said, “so physical driver licences and other photo cards will continue to be issued.” The digital licence is free and accessible by downloading the Queensland Digital Licence app from your app store. “You don’t need to wait for your physical licence to expire before getting the digital licence,” Mr Magoffin said. “One of the big advantages of the digital licence is that information updates instantly. So, if you change your address or upgrade your licence class, you will see that information straight away.”

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7 3 Bulk Billed Eye Tests 3 Most Health Funds Accepted 3 External Prescriptions Welcome *Excludes Maui Jim, Zeal and Oakley Sun RX $150 OFF COMPLETE PAIR Book your appointment today! PARIS MIKI OPTICAL Shop 18, 12 Sir John Overall Drive, Helensvale Plaza Phone 5580 5010 | www.paris-miki.com.au As you age, it's common for your eyesight to undergo changes, necessitating proactive measures to preserve your vision. Here are six recommendations for maintaining optimum eye health: Opt for a Nutrient-Rich Diet Maintaining a well-balanced diet supports both a healthy weight and optimal vision. Conditions such as obesity, a leading cause of adult vision impairment, can be mitigated through nutritious eating habits. Incorporating the following nutrients into your diet has shown promise in preventing vision loss: Zinc: Found in meat, fish, poultry, whole grains, and dairy products. Lutein: Present in corn, spinach, kale, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts. Vitamin A: Available in dairy products, carrots, kale, spinach, and egg yolks. Vitamin E: Found in eggs, whole grains, vegetable oils, and sunflower seeds. Vitamin C: Present in broccoli, green peppers, potatoes, citrus fruits, and juices. Fatty Acids: Sourced from coldwater fish like rainbow trout, mackerel, and salmon, as well as sunflower and corn oil. Kick the Smoking Habit Smoking is a major contributor to various health issues, including vision loss. It's been linked to conditions such as age-related macular degeneration, cataracts, and diabetic retinopathy. Prioritise Physical Activity Engaging in at least 20 minutes of exercise per day benefits both your overall health and eye health. Improved blood circulation resulting from exercise aids in the removal of potentially harmful particles from the tiny blood vessels in your eyes. Rigorous activity isn't necessary; a brisk daily walk is usually sufficient. Shield Your Eyes Wearing UV-blocking sunglasses shields your eyes from harmful UV rays, slowing the progression of cataracts caused by direct sunlight. Sunglasses also safeguard your retina from injury and reduce the risk of skin cancer around the eyes. Additionally, protective eyewear should be worn when engaging in activities such as sports or working with materials like wood or metal to prevent eye injuries from debris or projectiles. Practice Eye Rest Extended screen time without frequent blinking can lead to eye strain and dryness. Adhering to the 20-20-20 rule—taking a 20-second break every 20 minutes to focus on something 20 feet away—can alleviate eye strain and fatigue. Schedule Regular Eye Exams Routine eye exams are crucial for detecting potential eye conditions before they manifest symptoms and cause irreversible vision loss or blindness. Paris Miki Optical’s Store Manager Michael has over 30 year’s experience as a qualified Optical technician and has been working in the area for over 23 years. There is an onsite workshop for quicker spectacle making, so you don’t have to be without your own frames for weeks if we are using your own frame for new lenses; repairs can be done onsite and same day service is available on in store stock lenses. Safeguard Your Eyesight

8 WE HAVE 2 X $50 GIFT CARDS TO GIVE AWAY! WIN A $50 GIFT CARD (Coles Supermarkets, Coles Central, Coles Express, Myer, including Myer.com.au, Target, Kmart, Officeworks, Liquorland, Vintage Cellars and First Choice Liquor.) Simply complete the Crossword and/or the Sudoku puzzle and post to MARCH CROSSWORD COMPETITION or MARCH SUDOKU COMPETITION PO Box 3302, Burleigh Town City Q. 4220 Write your name and address on the back of an envelope. First correct crossword and first correct sudoku entry drawn will win. Entries close 10.04.2024 Winner notified by post. SU DO KU Instructions: The numbers 1 to 9 must appear in each row, column and 3 x 3 box. Numbers can not be duplicated. No. 180 1 7 2 1 5 9 3 2 8 9 3 8 3 6 4 6 4 7 7 9 6 1 5 Answer next month k c o c a n k k b WordWheel 50 The goal of a word wheel puzzle is to create as many words possible with the letters in the word wheel. You can only use each letter once and every word must have the letter in the centre of the wheel. Answers P 11 1. Turn Me On My Side And I Am Everything. Cut Me In Half And I Am Nothing. What Am I? 2. I Am Heavy And Hard To Pick Up, But Backwards I Am Not. What Am I? 3. How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn’t bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you. 4. What word looks the same upside down and backward? 5. What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven? 6. I have keys, but no locks. I have space, but no room. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I? 7. First, I threw away the outside and cooked the inside. Then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat? Answers page 11 BRAIN RIDDLES CROSSWORD 180 by Mona Elliott ACROSS 1. LIGHT 8. ALP 9. AVERAGE 10. WRAPPER 11. WHOLE 12. LEG BONE 13. PROPAGATE 16. PORTENTS 19. EXUDE 21. REVISE 22. LEARN 23. SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE 24. LOITERED 25. CEDES DOWN 2. MORE NAIVE 3. APE 4. ANTS 5. HELL 6. VERY ORNATE 7. ATISHOOS 13. THORN 14. TEST 15. EDICTS 17. PORTABLE 18. ANNOYED 20. MODISH ANSWER NEXT ISSUE. 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 11 12 13 15 16 17 18 20 21 23 1 8 10 14 19 22 24 25

9 SOCIOPATH A Memoir By Patric Gagne ‘Your friends would probably describe me as nice. But guess what? I can’t stand your friends. I’m a liar. I’m a thief. I’m highly manipulative. I don’t care what other people think. I’m capable of almost anything.’ Sociopath: A Memoir is at once a mesmerizing tale of a life lived on the edge of the law, a redemptive love story and a moving account of one woman’s battle to create a place for herself and the 5% of the population who are also - like her - sociopaths. Ever since she was a small child, Patric Gagne knew she was different. Although she felt intense love for her family and her best friend, David, these connections were never enough to make her be ‘good’, or to reduce her feelings of apathy and frustration. As she grew older, her behaviour escalated from petty theft through to breaking and entering, stalking, and worse. As an adult, Patric realized that she was a sociopath. Although she instantly connected with the official descriptions of sociopathy, she also knew they didn’t tell the full story: she had a plan for her life, had nurtured close relationships and was doing her best (most of the time) to avoid harming others. As her darker impulses warred against her attempts to live a settled, loving life with her partner, Patric began to wonder - was there a way for sociopaths to integrate happily into society? And could she find it before her own behaviour went a step too far? ISBN: 9781529094909 | Format: Trade Paperback | Pub Date: 09/04/2024 Category: Memoirs, Autobiography: General, BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY / Personal Memoirs | Imprint: Bluebird | Price: $36.99 JAMES by Percival Everett From the Booker Prize-shortlisted author of The Trees, comes an enthralling and ferociously funny novel that leaves an indelible mark, forcing us to see Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn in a wholly new and transformative light. The Mississippi River, 1861. When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a new owner in New Orleans and separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson’s Island until he can formulate a plan. Meanwhile, Huck Finn has faked his own death to escape his violent father who recently returned to town. Thus begins a dangerous and transcendent journey by raft along the Mississippi River, toward the elusive promise of free states and beyond. As James and Huck begin to navigate the treacherous waters, each bend in the river holds the promise of both salvation and demise. With rumours of a brewing war, James must face the burden he carries: the family he is desperate to protect and the constant lie he must live. And together, the unlikely pair must face the most dangerous odyssey of them all . . . From the shadows of Huck Finn’s mischievous spirit, Jim emerges to reclaim his voice, defying the conventions that have consigned him to the margins. ISBN: 9781035031245 | Pub Date: 26/03/2024 Imprint: Mantle | Price: $34.99 BOOK GIVEAWAY TO ENTER write your name, address & phone on the back of an envelope and post to: 1: SOCIOPATH or 2: JAMES PO Box 3302, Burleigh Town 4220 • Entries close 10.04.2024. Winners book prize will be couriered so please provide a phone number. You may put phone number inside envelope if you are worried about scams... thankyou! Enter To Win Congratulations January Winners! $50 GIFT CARD SUDOKU: B. Naimo, Coomera CROSSWORD: J. Gagliardi, Upper Coomera DARKNESS RUNS DEEP BOOK COMPETITION W. Paulson, Oxenford | S. Jameson, Gaven J. Brown, Coombabah | K. Jenson, Coombabah L. Kentish, Coomera A LIFE OF HER OWN BOOK COMPETITION B. Bechaz, Ormeau | G. Potter, Pimpama Y. Shepherd, Pimpama | L. Robertson, Highland Park W. Cutters, Nerang Congratulations to our winners! We receive hundreds of entries for our competitions each month so keep on entering, you might be the next lucky winner! • 50g butter • 2 leeks, trimmed, thinly sliced • 2 garlic cloves, crushed • 1 tsp fresh thyme leaves, chopped • 1/4 cup plain flour • 3 cups milk • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil • 800g chicken thigh fillets, trimmed, cut into 2cm pieces • 200g cup mushrooms, sliced • 8 flour tortillas • 60g baby spinach • 1 3/4 cups tasty cheese, grated • Fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves,to serve Preheat oven 200C/180C fan-forced. Grease a 5cm-deep, 20cm x 30cm ovenproof dish. Melt butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Add leek, garlic and thyme. Cook, stirring, for 8 to 10 minutes or until leek has softened. Add flour. Cook, stirring, for 1 minute or until combined. Gradually add milk, stirring constantly, until combined. Bring to the boil. Reduce heat to low. Simmer for 5 minutes or until mixture has thickened slightly. Season with salt and pepper. Meanwhile, heat oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat. Add chicken. Cook, stirring occasionally, for 5 minutes or until just cooked through. Add mushroom. Cook for 5 minutes or until mushroom has softened. Add 1 cup leek mixture. Cook, stirring, for 2 minutes or until well combined. Place 1 tortilla on a flat surface. Top with 1/2 cup chicken mixture. Roll up to enclose filling. Place, seam-side down, in prepared dish. Repeat with remaining tortillas and chicken mixture. Add spinach and 1 cup cheese to the remaining leek mixture. Stir to combine. Spoon over tortillas in dish, spreading to cover evenly. Sprinkle with remaining cheese. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until cheese is melted and golden. Serve sprinkled with parsley. CHICKEN, MUSHROOM & THYME ENCHILADAS 20m prep | 45m cook | 6 servings

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For further information and bookings www.hota.com.au 135 Bundall Rd, Surfers Paradise Community Notices FREE FOR NOT-FOR-PROFIT, SPORTING & COMMUNITY GROUPS email your notice to info@localnewsletters.com • Deadline 26 March for next issue HELENSVALE PROBUS CLUB is a mixed club of friendly retirees. We meet at Helensvale Seniors Club, 37 Discovery Drive, Helensvale, at 10am on the second Friday of each month (except Dec and Jan).Visitors are welcome to join us at our meetings or on our outings and activities. Contact us by email at helensvaleclub@ gmail.com or our Secretary Marion by phone on 0413 247 469. Check our website at www.southpacific.org/ micrisites/helensvale A.R.A.G.C. CAR CLUB - We welcome all new members, we are a friendly light minded, small group of classic car lovers. We do monthly weekend runs to various points of interest, monthly mid-weekday lunches and meet most Saturdays at Expresso25, 1 Boat works Drive Coomera about 7.00am also a yearly weekend away. Christmas Party in December. We hold bi monthly meetings last Monday of the month at 6pm to 8pm at Nerang PCYC. We get together to attend various Classic and Vintage car events. Phone Terry 0413875737 or Peter 0493092341 HELENSVALE SENIOR CITIZENS CLUB INC. is open Tuesday to Friday and welcomes people over 50 who would like to join in our various activities or simply come in for a cuppa and a chat. We offer a full programme of activities including Pool, Table Tennis, Tai Chi, Mah Jong and various card and board games as well as bus trips and outings to places of interest. Shirley 04480 030 359. QCWA - COOMERA BRANCH - The Queensland Country Women’s Association (qcwa.org.au) is for women of all ages, from all walks of life and with different life experiences. We enjoy getting together monthly on the 2nd Wednesday for friendship, sharing and developing skills in healthy cookery, knitting & crochet, public speaking, photography, floral art as well as fundraising for local community, state and international causes. Check us out on Facebook (qcwa Coomera), come to our Craft day on the 3rd Wednesday monthly, or call 0456625776. Children Welcome. PROBUS CLUB HOPE ISLAND meets every third Wednesday of the month at 9.30am at Club Helensvale, Discovery Drive, Helensvale for fun and fellowship in retirement. We are a friendly, mixed club and welcome visitors to join us for the range of activities we provide. Contact Barbara on barbara@idlebowl.net. GOLD COAST SENIORS ON THE NET (SOTN) is a computer club for seniors (aged 50 and over) who are interested in learning about Computers, Tablets and Smart Phones (Android, iPad and iPhone), software and associated equipment for education, interest and enjoyment. We offer a large variety of courses, usually in the format of one-on-one lessons with an experienced tutor. Monday to Wednesday 9am to 4pm. Call on 0478 278 202 or 0478 278 243 or email officemanager@ goldcoastsotn.com.au OXENFORD COOMERA VIEW CLUB - Raising Funds for The Smith Family Learning for Life Students. Meetings held on the 3rd Friday of the month at the Oxenford Tavern with Lunch and interesting speakers. Social Events are held on the 1st Friday of the month. Call Meryl on 0409694835. SIP N SUP CLUB – GOLD COAST Meets every three weeks at a great restaurant around the Gold Coast. All men welcome for beer, wine and food. We critique restaurants, have guest speakers but most of all we have a lot of fun. Generally Thursday afternoons, however, some evening events, 16 meetings per year. Facebook and search for @sipnsupgc and/or phone Michel on 0412 757 535 or e: michel_44@bigpond.com ATTENTION MEN! Guys need an outlet to get together ‘shoot the breeze’, talk a bit of BS, and make new mates? Whether you’re 40 or 80 this group is for you. It’s a small friendly informal group that catches up weekly to give men an opportunity to get out of the house. This is not a business networking group. There is no business or church behind it. It’s about social engagement. Wednesday catch up - Paradise Point Bowls club @ 9:30 am. Friday catch up - Boutique Cafe @ 9:30am. Salacia Waters cafe precinct Paradise Point. Anthony 0413 806 179. THE OXENFORD BOSOM BUDDIES BREAST CANCER SUPPORT GROUP meets the first Thursday of every month at 10am at the Oxenford/Coomera Community and Youth Centre, 25 Leo Graham Way Road, Oxenford. A group for breast cancer people, their family, friends and supporters, everyone welcome. A morning tea is supplied by the Oxenford Bakers Delight. Lee 0439 754 180. GOLD COAST BRIDGE CLUB BEGINNER LESSONS to learn a skill to Boost Brain Power. Commencing every Friday 9am to 11am for 6 weeks 26th April to 31st May. $85 includes a workbook, refreshments. Parking on site,located near Northcliffe Tram Stop, 2883 Gold Coast Highway. Enquiries Teacher Dot Piddington 0418 887 806. E: dot.piddington@bigpond.com VOLUNTARY EUTHANASIA Exit International is an advocacy group that meets regularly at Robina, South Tweed and Ballina, to discuss end of life choices. We will discuss the many up-to-date methods that will allow you to die with dignity, in a peaceful, pain free manner, at a time and a place of your choosing. Attendees must be Exit members. Check out our website www.exitinternational.net or phone Local Coordinator Cath: 0435 228 443 (Robina & South Tweed) or Peter 0429 950 352 (Ballina) iSpeak, KIDNEY SUPPORT GROUP - We’re a Kidney support group that meet 3rd Tuesday of the month 9.15-11.30am at Varsity Sports House, 3377 Christine Ave, Varsity Lakes in an informal setting away from hospital to learn and hear about people’s experiences being on dialysis, the different forms, dedicated discussion topics, along with invited speakers from greater GCHealth precinct. As a trial venue we will also be hosting joint meetings at Helensvale Library Room, Sir John Overall Drive.. GOLD COAST DISTRICT ORCHID SOCIETY meets on the last Sunday of every month (excl. December) from 1:30pm till 4:00pm/5:00pm at the Nerang Senior Citizens Hall, Cnr. Ferry St. and Mylor St. Nerang. Orchid benching display, also a sales table is available for orchid purchases. Visitors welcome, $3 hall hire fee pp. Enquiries Ph 0487648307, e: GCOS22@outlook.com GOLD COAST CARAVAN CLUB - Prospective new members are invited to attend three rallies as a Visitor, after which they may proceed with their “Application for Membership”. We hold 11 rallies each year at various locations within approx. 200km from Gold Coast. To become a member, you must own an R.V. and be over 18 years of age. Current membership is made up of mostly mature couples who enjoy travelling our country and seeing different places. For information contact Secretary, Estelle James Email: goldcoastcaravanclub@ gmail.com - Ph 0409 632 085. VINNIES ASHMORE CITY ARE LOOKING FOR NEW VOLUNTEERS to join our team in our retail store. If you have 4 hours spare a week and enjoy meeting people and helping give back to our community please call Lucresha on 0408 887 532 GOLD COAST ROSE SOCIETY meets on the 4th Saturday of the month at the Robina Community Centre at 2pm. We are passionate rosarians who grow beautiful roses on the Gold Coat and Northern NSW and invite anyone with a love of roses to attend a meeting for some afternoon tea. Email goldcoastrosesociety@gmail.com GUANABA SOUTH COAST COUNTRY MUSIC CLUB, Heritage Park, 193 Rifle Range Road, Pimpama (Exit 49). Monthly Socials - 3rd Sunday at 12pm. Entrance fee $6.00 visitors, $5.00 members. Canteen, Licenced Bar & Afternoon Tea available. Great afternoon of talented Singers for your entertainment OR if you would like to sing with the band yourself, there are 3 practice sessions before the social to polish your songs for your performance. Contact Noelene (Secretary) 0419740756 or Peter (Music Coordinator) 0427293858. Find us on FB. Hall hire also available. THE PROBUS CLUB OF COOMERA VALLEY is a popular club for retirees with its stimulating meetings, wide variety of interest groups and many outings. Meets on 2nd Wednesday of month at 10am, Holy Rood Church Hall, Old Tamborine Rd, Oxenford. 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